How to Do the Grocery Shopping

How to Do the Grocery Shopping

  1. Grab a basket and never a trolley
  2. Pick out broccoli
  3. Carrots
  4. Apples
  5. Almonds
  6. Spinach
  7. Stare at the bakery for 10 minutes
  8. Hide amongst detergent in the cleaning aisle
  9. Make your way to frozen foods
  10. Choose Steam Fresh veggies and Icy Poles
  11. Put the almonds in the freezer beside the pizza pockets
  12. Because the fat content is too high
  13. Put the apples in there too
  14. All that sugar
  15. Find the snack aisle
  16. Stare at the back of a chocolate bar
  17. Count
  18. 20, 50, 100
  19. Too many
  20. Put it back on the shelf
  21. Stare at the different Doritos lined up on the shelves
  22. Retreat to the hygiene aisle
  23. Leave the Icy Polesย to melt between the foundation and the moisturiser
  24. Back in produce
  25. Pick out bananas
  26. Cucumber
  27. Grab two liters of water
  28. Return to the bakery
  29. Stare at the sticks of French bread
  30. Pick out a stick of French bread
  31. Smile tightly when the cashier comments on your healthy choices
  32. Use your grocery bags as weights
  33. Eat the French bread on your walk home
  34. Clean up the mess you make on the bathroom floor
  35. Unpack your groceries
  36. Let the bananas rot on the kitchen bench.

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